“Mission Statement”

I’m semi-new here, and I want to talk about some stuff.

A few years ago, for a university assignment, I had to make a blog and post to it for a week (and this was the blog; forgive the title, because I literally couldn’t come up with anything better and I still can’t). This wasn’t my first experience with blogging–I spent a semester or so doing required weekly blog posts in high school English. To be honest? I loved it. Both times, I really enjoyed the experience of getting a space to write about whatever I wanted and having people read it.

Of course, this time, the “having people read it” part isn’t guaranteed, because I no longer have classmates that are obligated to read this stuff as part of their grade. That’s not what I care about, though. I genuinely have the best time writing these entries, and I don’t care whether two people or two hundred people are going to read them (of course, I’m hoping for the latter).

What am I going to blog about? The stuff I like to watch. Aren’t there already 1,000,001+ pop culture blogs? You betcha. When am I going to post? Whenever I think of something I want to write about. Did I just end a sentence with a preposition? Whoops.

And finally: should you read this blog? Sure. But only if you want to.

XOX,

-Me

Six Quick Halloween Costume Ideas Based on Fictional Characters

It’s late September, a.k.a. the perfect time to start figuring out what you’d like to be for Halloween. If you’re strapped for cash, invited to a last-minute costume party, or maybe just lazy, then here are six fictional characters you can dress up as using stuff you might already have in your closet.

  1. Elle Woods, Legally Blonde

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What you’ll need: pink, pink, and more pink. Seriously, just reach into your closet and pull out anything in Elle Woods’ signature hue, the more feminine the better. You get bonus points if you have blonde hair. Double bonus points if you have a chihuahua. Triple bonus points if you learn how to do the bend and snap, and then teach everyone how to do the bend and snap at your Halloween party.

2. Harry Potter, the Harry Potter series

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What you’ll need: glasses and a lightning bolt scar. Seriously, HP is such a recognizable figure that all it takes is those two things for your costume to come across. Sure, you can go the whole hog and get a wizard robe or one of those Gryffindor scarves, but here’s the thing–Harry did spend a lot of the books dressed as a muggle, which means a t-shirt and jeans. If you already wear glasses, then just take a Sharpie to your forehead and you’re good to go. If you really feel like going the extra mile, go outside and find a stick. Congratulations! Now you’ve got yourself a wand.

3. Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family

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What you’ll need: a black dress and pigtails. I can verify that this is an easy one to throw together because I literally threw this costume together and went as Wednesday a few years ago. I didn’t have a dress that looked like hers so I improvised–I wore a black long-sleeved shirt with a white button down underneath it, and a black skirt. I made my sister braid my hair into pigtails (because I literally still can’t braid hair) and tah dah! Instant Wednesday. If anyone doesn’t get your costume and asks who you’re supposed to be, say I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.

4. Kim Possible, Kim Possible

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What you’ll need: a black turtleneck, olive green pants, and black gloves. Here’s a costume idea for the redheads–see if you can find a naked mole rat or at the very least, a big belt to complete your look. Don’t tell me you never wanted to be Kim Possible when you were growing up. Here’s your chance to live out that childhood fantasy!

5. Jake or Elwood Blues, The Blues Brothers

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What you’ll need: suit, tie, hat, sunglasses, and a mission from God. Okay, I’ll admit that this one is kind of a stretch–you might not have a suit and tie lying around, but I’ll bet you have a white button-down, a pair of black pants, and black sunglasses. The hat, tie, and jacket you could probably easily thrift or even borrow from a friend. You’d be the coolest person at your Halloween party, especially if you get a friend to dress up with you and especially if the two of you serenade your party with a rendition of “Stand By Your Man” (complete with hand gestures). And if all else fails…

6. Charlie Brown, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

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What you’ll need: an old bed sheet and a pair of scissors. That’s it. The genius of this costume is that, out of all the costumes in this list, it’s the easiest to throw together and it’s instantly recognizable. Everyone at the party is going to know who you are. Another cool thing is that you decide how you want to create this costume–do you want to actually cut out the holes, or do you want to just color some on with black marker for a more cartoon-like effect? Either way, if you really want to impress, make sure that you carry around a bag of rocks.

So there you have it: six different costume ideas that’ll hardly take any effort at all. If none of these tickled your fancy, you can always just dive into the back of your closet and find the Halloween costume you wore last year. No one’ll remember, right?

Three YouTube Channels to Binge at 2 A.M.

We’ve all been there–you tell yourself to go to sleep, that you’re going to regret this tomorrow morning, that you’re only going to watch one more video before bed. Before you know it, the sun is starting to rise and you’ve wasted the whole night on YouTube.

Whenever I find myself sucked into that familiar trap, there are three main YouTube channels that always seem to be the culprit, and I’m going to share them with you today. (Note: watch at your own risk. Before you know it, one video will become seven and you will lose all concept of time.)

  1. Binging with Babish

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If you’re anything like me, you can’t cook anything more complicated than a bowl of cereal but you still love to watch cooking shows. Andrew Rea’s channel Binging with Babish is special in that he doesn’t just cook, he recreates food from movies and TV (like Ross’s Thanksgiving sandwich from Friends or milk steak from IASIP, shown above). His deep, pleasant voice, his sense of humor, and the high production quality of his videos means that you’ll find yourself clicking next video, next video, next video until dawn.

2. Nail Career Education

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UNICHROME – Unicorn Nail Meets Chrome Powder

Suzie from Nail Career Education is dangerous because her videos are on the longer side, which means you can be so mesmerized by her calming voice and flawless nail polish application that you don’t even realize thirty minutes have gone by. The worst part? All of the thumbnails of her videos are so enticing, you won’t be able to stop yourself from clicking on the next one.

3. Household Hacker

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Household Hacker is a cool channel because he doesn’t just post life hacks (7 Genius Cleaning Tips For Your Bathroom, 10 Things You Didn’t Know Your Microwave Could Do!), he also tests As Seen On TV products (and sometimes tries to recreate them at home). It doesn’t matter if you don’t really need to know seven tips for getting rid of ants, or six surprising uses for Windex. You’re going to be compelled to watch his videos anyway.

In fact, the same thing goes for all the channels listed. It doesn’t matter if you don’t cook, or never paint your nails–there’s something about these videos that’s as addictive as Pringles. You know you can’t watch just one. And that’s okay–who needs sleep, anyway?

Spooky Saturday – Your Weekly Halloween Jam

Listen, I’ve been in the Halloween spirit since August 1st. In honor of this, I’ve decided to add to this blog a temporary installment where every Saturday, from now until Halloween, I post a different song to get you in the spirit of the holiday.

Today’s song is “Bad Moon Rising” by Creedence Clearwater Revival. I love this song but never thought of it as a Halloween song until Spotify suggested I add it to my Halloween playlist. Pay attention to the lyrics and it makes sense: don’t go around tonight! Well, it’s bound to take your life. Theeeerrrreee’s a bad moon on the rise.

I hope it got you more in the spirit! If it didn’t, try eating some candy corn. Carve a pumpkin. Maybe buy a Halloween costume for your dog (or your cat, or your bearded dragon). I’ll see you guys next time!

Flashback Friday – Clarence Nash

Hey guys! Welcome to another Flashback Friday!

I realize every post on my blog so far (besides the default introductory post that WordPress gives you) is about Donald Duck, and I promise I’ll write things that aren’t about Donald Duck in the future, but I’ve discovered a video that I think is too cool not to share.

Apparently YouTube could sense that I’ve been in a very ducky place right now because they had this in my suggested videos. There’s an old game show called “What’s My Line?” where a guest is brought in to be interviewed by a celebrity panel, and the panel tries to figure out what the guest does for a living. In this particular episode, the guest was Clarence Nash.

Clarence Nash!

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That’s right, the celebrity panel was interviewing the original voice of Donald Duck and they had no idea! When they find out his true identity at the end of the clip, it’s every bit as satisfying as you’d want it to be–they even make him do the Donald Duck voice. It is unreal to see that voice come out of a person.

Anyway, that’s it for this week’s edition of Flashback Friday. I hope you enjoy this special little YouTube find as much as I do!

A Brief Analysis of the Best Scene in Movie History

For today’s blog post, I’m going to talk about the best scene of all cinema (in my humble opinion)–the piano battle at the Ink and Paint Club from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. This is quickly becoming a Donald Duck appreciation blog, isn’t it?

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You can find the scene here. Since I’ve seen the movie 21094878392579 times, I’ll be glad to give a bit of context to those of you who have no idea what’s going on.

Basically, detective Eddie Valiant is sent to the Ink and Paint Club (a club where toons tend bar, wait tables, perform) as part of his assignment to investigate Roger Rabbit’s wife, Jessica. I actually love the entire Ink and Paint Club scene, from the moment the hulking gorilla bouncer calls Eddie a “wiseass” to Eddie finding out (in the best possible way) that Jessica Rabbit…isn’t really a rabbit after all.

But the best bit occurs right after Eddie walks in. Up on stage are Donald Duck and Daffy Duck trying to perform a piano duet (Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2), but it doesn’t take long for the performance to descend into chaos.

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One cannon blast later and the two are both pulled off stage before their act is even finished.

It’s a really fun scene to watch–so fun, in fact, that when you’re watching it you probably aren’t even thinking about what a technical marvel it is.

We’ll start with the obvious: cartoons interacting with real life. It would have been so much easier for the penguin waiters to carry drawn-on trays, for the bartender to use cartoon glasses, for Donald and Daffy to play animated pianos.

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But they don’tAll the toons interact with real life objects. The real kicker here is that it’s done so seamlessly that your brain doesn’t even register the real magnitude of what you’re seeing. Watch the scene twice–the first time, just let yourself take in everything that’s going on. The second time, really pay attention. Appreciate what the filmmakers managed to do.

And then there’s the fact that both Disney and Warner Bros. characters appeared together on the same screen. Talk about worlds colliding; it is surreal to see characters from two different universes inhabit the same stage, much less play a duet together, much less engage in a mini battle that destroys two pianos. Could you imagine a crossover of that proportion taking place today?

The secondary reason to watch the scene–and the movie, if you haven’t already done so–is because you’ll never see anything like it again. But the real reason, the main reason, is just because it’s a damn good scene. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: we are lucky to live in a world where Who Framed Roger Rabbit exists.

Flashback Friday

Welcome to Flashback Friday, where every week we take a look at a piece of media from decades past. Today we’re watching “Clock Cleaners,” a 1937 Disney cartoon that features Mickey, Goofy, and Donald as three clock cleaners struggling to finish their job. Mickey fights a stork, Goofy keeps getting the daylights knocked out of him, and Donald comes to blows with an anthropomorphized spring. You can watch it here.

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This short was actually the subject of controversy when, in the 1990s, a conservative Christian organization got Walmart to pull the VHS tape off the shelves. They claimed that, during Donald’s fight with the mainspring, he says “F*** you!” and later calls the spring a “son of a b****” (he actually says “Says who?!” and calls the spring a “snake in the grass,” but his trademark voice rendered the phrases near-incomprehensible).

When it was later released on a DVD set in 2001, these lines were redubbed (which you can easily tell in the aforementioned YouTube clip–notice how Donald says “Aw nuts!” instead of “Says who?” and you can hear Pluto barking in the background, despite the fact that Pluto isn’t even in the short).

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Thankfully, some heroic soul uploaded the original version of Donald’s argument, alleged curse words and all. You can watch it here.

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